So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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