Dual....:-)
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
