How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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