When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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