This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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