Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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