he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Randomize
