quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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