Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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