He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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