How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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