i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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