is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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