The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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