Porn is love you can see.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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