he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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