he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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