READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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