is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Can I color on your dick again?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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