Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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