We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we made out on top of his cat.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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