Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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