haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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