Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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