The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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