I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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