It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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