Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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