I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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