It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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