"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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