That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
