we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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