just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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