I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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