small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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