Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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