Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
