If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
