I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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