Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Holy shit dude........stairs
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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