i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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