'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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