I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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