What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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