We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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