im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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