Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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