you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Where is the hickey?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
