i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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