it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Randomize
