Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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