just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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